why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

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My step sister used to have these hahahah

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jesusfuckingleto:

This will never get old.

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“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

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Me too, Homer. :/

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Puny God.

when i saw the movie, the entire audience applauded during this.

Just gonna put this here. Right here. I actually never heard the Hulk speak the first time I watched the movie because the audience was DYING.

To see this scene while dressed as Loki in a decently crowded theater… Puny God has become a joke within my friends and family.

NEVER AGAIN.

this needs to win an award for like most shocking and hilarious moment in comic book movie history

…Oh my. We never heard Loki’s, um, manly little whimper at the end before. Thanks!

Also little tidbit, did you know that Lou Ferrigno did the Hulk’s voice?

There are so many things I missed the first time just because everyone was dying of laughter.  Hulk’s line, Loki’s whimpering at the end. xD

THE WHIMPER IS REAL

OMFG

I heard it the second time I saw Avengers but I wasn’t sure if it was a kid in the audience I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY IT’S REAL

the whole theater was in tears. 

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